MY RIBCAGE IS WIDE OPEN! [+nova tag em portugueci

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Editado: surgiu uma nova tag, do , vou colocá-la aqui.

1-se pudesse escolher uma habilidade a qual você não possui, qual escolheria?
- Existente? A proficiência musical do Yann Tiersen, que toca 712389172 instrumentos diferentes!
- Inexistente? Parar o tempo. PARAR O TEMPO. POR FAVOR, MAIS TEMPO!!!

2-Se o mundo acabasse amanhã, o que você faria agora?
Dormir, ou então ir para um espaço público e aberto onde as pessoas assistiriam a chegada do apocalipse.

3-Você morreu, e antes de ser carregado para o outro mundo o "ceifador" te permite despedir de 1 pessoa e deixar com esta 1 mensagem. De quem e o que vc diria a pessoa a qual vc se despediu?
Qualquer pessoa da minha família: "O PÓS-MORTE EXISTE!!!"

4-O que vc faz quando queima algo que iria comer?
Bolacha empacotada não queima, cara.

5-Se vc fosse um grande dominador de impérios e percebesse a ruína de seus tempos de glória o que faria?
- Falência? Construiria um povoado reduto de seguidores para viver a decadência de forma digna, encarregaria líderes para o resto.
- Derrota militar? FUCK THAT SHIT, fugiria para a ásia, peregrinar.

6-qual criatura mitológica seria ?
Difícil escolher, se quiserem sugerir...
Até então, vampiro, por meus hábitos noturnos e por sugar o sangue d- ahn, deixa pra lá.

7-Se um dia vc se deparasse com a entidade criadora de tudo e de todos o que diria a tal ser?
Me explica o infinito, tio? (E logo minha cabeça explodiria com um conceito que não foi feito para meros mortais.)

8-KKkrrrraaaaaaaaaakkkeeeeeeeennnnnnnn!!!!
Oq faria mediante tal sentença pronunciada?
Procurar objetos cortantes para cavar meu caminho pra fora do bicho.

9-comida favorita?Qual?
COMIDA DA MAMÃE! D:
Se for uma coisa só, acho que massa de coxinha. Dá pra comer infinito disso.

10-Se vc tivesse em mãos o suficiente para realizar uma obra realmente grandiosa, o que faria?
Um estúdio de animação, mas é claro! Vamos levar ao mundo nossas histórias, pessoal!




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Yeah, a tag zombie bit me (). But since there were no rules, I won't bit forward.

1. Which of the following is your morning picker-upper: Coffee, Tea, Red Bull, Cold Shower.
Morning... teehee. I go to bed when the sun arises. In any case, I don't use millenarian techniques to wake up, just two or three alarms and the worrying about being late, which increases every time I get conscious while rolling in bed.

2. What is your earliest childhood memory?
My grandma giving me a tub bath when I was 2. I don't know how the eff I remember this, every posterior memory ranges from 3 or 4 years and above.

3. What was the color of your family's first car?
White. All the four of them, now that you mention it... o.o

4. You can change one minor thing about either yourself, or the world. Which one would you choose, and what would you change?
No slideshows at YouTube. SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. ò_ó

5. Do you know what a hippocampus is? (If you typed in "google", I can tell)
Something brain related back from high school. Or maybe an university for hippos..?

6. Have you ever felt that you've been f'd in the a by a major corporation? If yes, please specify.
Yeah... no. I avoid dealing with The Man for whichever task I aim, so I'm very cautious when I do it.
But once my brother found a toasted-baked-conserved-frozen cockroach inside his ready-to-bake pizza. My father called the corp to complain and got ignored. He then sent an enormous e-mail to the HQ (in France) and the next day a company's car with three shiny-smiling functionaries parked in front of my house. There was an "apologize-kit" with over 9000 kg in more food, this time cockroachless. The End. ;D

7. If you absolutely had to choose a religion to believe in, which one would it be?
Buddhism, I guess. It's very peaceful and there is a higher reason for being good than a fierce punisher up above.

8. Please share the world the most embarrasing moment of your short life.
Once upon a time a friend asked me about a short piece of my life, something that everyone has been through somewhen. Then, I had NOTHING to share. I was so embarrassed! D8

9. What is in the right pocket of your trousers? If you answered nothing, go through all the right pockets of your clothing till you find something worth reporting.
I only fill my pockets when leaving home. When I get back, first thing I do is emptying them. BUT I FOUND THE PANTS' LABEL IN ONE OF THEM.

10. The first item on your left is your weapon in zombie apocalypse. How screwed are you?
If the zombies are drooling evil cockroaches, they shall fear my respectable blue flip-flops. Else I'm screwed. At least it'd be fun to slap a rotten face with a rubber footwear. *SLAPAT A TATAT pAP APAT TPAM*